The Hall of Shame
We know that people don’t read. They skim, skip over text, or just read the headlines.
What’s worse though is when someone comes to your website and fills out your contact form asking for a link, when there is a clear message at the top that says:
“If you plan on sending us a shitty link building pitch, please don’t. Just don’t.”
Then there are the bad marketers and link builders who use fancy tools to send bulk emails to bloggers and companies. The emails suck. They’re not customized. They’re basic. They show that 0 research was done.
Here are some of the worst outreach/link building pitches we’ve received, as well as some really terrible emails from people trying to sell their services.
Welcome to: the Hall of Shame.
I doubt you could make us become the next Uber Eats, Harry.
Oh yea, Gloria? Which post of ours did you like? Huh? HUH?